My first day at school

My mother took me to school on my first day in mountain home ,Idaho , after she left and after thinking about school , I had decided that school was for the Birds, and so i just got up and quitly
exited the school and Walked home which was about three miles , when I got home,Mother said
what do you think your doing and to my dismay , marched me back to school.
and this was the only day of playing Hookey in my life , but i thought it was kind of fun untill Mom marched me back to school .

The Washing Machine Episode

When i was about four years old, My mother was doing the weekly washing in a Maytag Gasoline washing machine, we always used to have to put the washer next to a door may so that we could put the exhust pipe outside . it realy made a lot of noise . anyway , mom left the room
for a minute and being the sweet little helper that i was , i decided that I would help do the washing , so i started to put the clothes through the wringer , but the wringer grabbed my hand and pulled my arm clear up to the shoulder ,mother hearing the ruckus came running in and hit
the quick release and then when my arm was free , I fainted .
Lession - Dont let your children help with gasoline washer , well be we dont have them anymore .